Disclaimer:

• I am not a pervert.
• I have no prior experience in any situation (which is exactly or remotely/ partly similar) to what is mentioned in the post below.
• The intention of this post is to possibly help the victims in such situations. The purpose is only serious and sincere, no matter how weird it may sound (it does, even to me). I have no intention to mock anyone or anything.
• You mentioned in the better part of this post is not the “female reader” per se. I do not want to terrify you. You refers to the person who, unfortunately, is involved in such a situation.

I always wanted to say this, to every female friend I know, but it is so very weird that I just could not think of a way/ medium to say it. I think a blog post will serve the purpose best as it is an in direct way and also because it can reach many many more people.

The reason for writing this post is that not every woman knows about this weakness of men. And those who consciously or unconsciously know, may or may not have seen it from this perspective.

Still, I am not sure if I should be even saying this. That is the reason for the concealing post title. I did not want it to give out any hint about the content of the post as the content of the post is, well, very disturbing and disgusting, to say the least.

Okay, now let us get down to the post.
This post is about:

“How can a girl/ woman “possibly” escape a rape attempt”.

I feel very strongly about rape, in a negative way. I believe it is one of the most heinous crime existing in our society today. Not many things are as cruel as rape is. The act does not only destroys a woman/ girl physically but also torments her mentally and emotionally. Not to forget the trauma of many other people who are related to the victim.

So how can a woman/ possibly escape a rape attempt?

Well, if there is pretty much nothing you can do, you may try this as a last resort and it might just work.

Basically, the idea is to deliver a very powerful blow (no pun intended), targeting the sucker’s balls or testes. If you are successful, you will render the asshole completely inactive for time which would/ should be enough for you to escape/ run away from the scene. The theory is based on the fact that testes are a extremely delicate organ. Even the weakest of hits cause immense pain.

How I know this? Because I am a guy. Its an assertion based on what I have experienced (not in similar situation) and what I have seen or heard from other guys.

If the blow is dealt right, the person will become helpless, terribly weak, and jelly legged. You will have just about enough time to gather yourself and run away.

Now, the two better ways of hitting his testes would be by using your “hind limbs “(legs) or using your “fore limbs” (hands). You will have to be very careful, as you will probably get only one shot at this because after one attempt, the sucker will be alerted. So it has to be one decisive blow.

-Now, if you use your hind limbs (legs), you will need to be extra careful. You will have to be very precise about the “spot” where you are going to hit.

I would say do not attempt a blow with your legs (or any other body part except hands), until there is nothing else you can do.

*Next paragraph may be even more disturbing and may not seem morally right.*

-Using your hands is a batter idea in my opinion. Hands will be able to grasp the testes properly and you will be able to effectively crush/ grind/ press testes so hard that you will incapacitate the guy.

But here again, one has to be careful. If you make a failed attempt or give out any signals of what you are planning, that person might again get alerted.

So you can be either be very quick, grab his balls in one go, crush them in your fist so hard that he becomes non functional. Or,

If that is not possible, you may try laying a trap.

I know it would sound even more disgusting and some may even want to curse or hit me, but if I have convinced you into reading the post till here that the intent is genuine, I think you will not take me wrong henceforth.

So, what you should do is try to seduce/ lure the guy. Begin to act as if you are interested. Pretend that you have probably “given in”  and also may be just started to enjoy. (sorry again). Doing so will make him drop his guard and he will be least expecting any charge from you.

Under some pretext, find an excuse to reach for his (bare) testes. Once you have reached that area, use your more powerful hand to get a hold of his balls without giving him much warning signs. Then with all you have left in yourself, press or crush his balls in your fist as hard as you possibly can. If you do it just right, the A-hole will be rendered incapacitated. He may try to hit you in desperate attempt to free himself from your “grasp”, but bear those hits (given that they are not life threatening). No matter how painful they seem to you at that time, ask any guy, the pain you are giving him would be infinite times more than what a non-lethal blow is causing you. If you can not ask a guy (which is the whole purpose of this post), you can take my word on it.

You now might have just enough time to get the hell out of there or atleast get a head start.

Worth a mention:

1. If the situation involves more than one guy, you may have to lure all of them so that all are neutralized in one go. Since you only have two hands, I guess this wont work or we can say, is more risky if the number of guys is more than 2.

2. If the guy(s) have any weapon which they can fire at range (like a gun), this can still be risky.

Use your wit, instinct and common sense to defeat the pervert.

Just my two paisa worth of advice.

Please note that this is not a proven scientific method to work against rapists. It might not work. Please don’t blame me if that happens. All I want is this fact to be known.

I was very optimistic about the ongoing general elections in India. And why shouldn’t I be? This was the first time, the hyped Indian youth was out to change something. People of (somewhat) my age group (18-35) formed the biggest elector group this time (65% of the total of 700 million electors). I really thought we will see youth go out and vote in huge numbers. I thought we will see a revolution of sorts in this election and our leaders will know for future that action speak louder than mere words. I really expected we will witness mass awakening this time after the numerous terror attacks, dirty politics that we have seen in past few years.

But nothing like that happened. take for example the two prime metros, Mumbai and Delhi.

What do you expect from a city and its residents who were bruising with an unprecedented terror attack just a few months back? The city was thirsty for blood of every politician, was talking of revolution, calling for total change in system, demanding security assurances and what not. You really expect that when time comes, they will really teach their leaders a good lesson. But what happens. An unbelievably low voter turnout of 44%.
Where is all the anger that filled the streets of Mumbai in November? When the time came to convert your words into action, nobody showed up, much like our politicians! When you yourself are doing this, let em tell you, you have no right what so ever to be crying about the state of your country, city or state for the next five years. Why? Because you dint do nothing to earn yourself that right. Before asking what this country does for you, think of what you have done for this country. Forget everything, you could not give even 10 minutes of your precious time on a public holiday when this great nation demanded. You people are just good for nothing.

Oh and dil walo ki dilli ke to kya kehne. Yaha itne dilwale rehte hain ki all of them preferred to stay inside and spend some quality time with their family and friends. Who cares about voting anyway. A 52% voter turnout is a proof of that. And to my surprise, some officials congratulated Delhi for coming out in “huge numbers” in this scorching heat to vote. Excuse me? Huge numbers? Please come again? Half the people did not vote, how can they be huge numbers? If you think there was no worthy candidate you could have voted for even after considering the independents, you could have voted using 49-O.

Reason? The reason is simple. (more…)

(I havent included any pictures because I dont want to see my college when after 2 years I open this post, as anything related to college gives me blues.) So you have to read this rather boring post without any pictures.

A few things specially for this second part of the post:

1. This post can get very harsh at times (even heartbreaking if you are in my class as you may find a mention of yourself, if not today, may be later, as this post will be updated from time to time.), but you have an option to not read.

This is going to be an honest, at-your-face kind of post. I will say what I want to and I dont care what you think because I dont care anything about anyone (barring 2-3 people). There you go, you see, this is going to be a war! Did I mention I dont care about JIITians? (you can close this page now! ) No? Okay your wish. Just be thick skinned. (2-3 people in my class are exempted from the “general” bashing. I dont really take you guys as friends. Why? You will find out below, but atleast you guys are better than the rest. If you can make out that I am talking about you by the way I talk to you in class, then its good, otherwise, I can not mention)

2. I could have named people directly in this post as I named them in the last post but I have decided against it. It’s not because I dont want to piss you off or I am afraid of you or your reaction. lol. But I dont want to spoil names of people anyway, no matter what or how you made me feel knowingly or un-knowingly, though it is well within my rights to name people. But I dont want to indulge in humiliation and become what I dont want to. I will just refer to people as Mr X or Ms X. I will try to keep it civil and I expect the same (if you have anything to say).

3. If you are a JIITian, please please dont take this post as if I am pleading for pity. I am not pleading to you to talk to me. I dont want to!  If you know how pissed of I am by the “happening crowd” in JIIT, you will not mistake my rant for self pity anyway. Please please dont take it as if I want to talk more with you people. I seriously dont. I would prefer if you get pissed off too reading this post and dont ever talk to me again.

4. Please read #3 again.

5. All the points from the last post are still valid. (more…)

For Indian bloggers,specially Delhi bloggers, web additcs February 2009 will always be a month to remember, with aquantity and quality of events that kept the community buzzing.

If you dont know, Delhi has this month already hosted Mozilla Camp on 10th Feb for which I was not fortunate enough to be able to attend it though I wanted so badly as I am a Firefox fan.

Then Delhi was host to Twestival too on 12 Feb 2009, which was a global event organised simultaneously in 175 countries to support charity:water.

And now, a real treat for wordpress users,fans,developers in Delhi and all over India: India’s first ever Wordcamp is being organised in Delhi on 21st and 22 Feb!

The mega event is being organised by Delhi Bloggers Bloc.
Now the best part. The highlights/biggies of the event are:
- Matt Mullenweg, the founder of Wordpress, will be joining us! Its once in a lifetime opportunity to meet the brain behind the world’s most popular blogging platform.
- Om Malik, named one of the 100 most influential bloggers by cnet.
- Amit Aggarwal, of labnol, the BIG name of Indian blogosphere and the most successful Indian blogger. (more…)

All right, here is the thing. We have so many rakshaks of our Indian culture. One of them, Sri Ram Sena attacked girls in a pub in Mangalore because they claim that women going to pubs is not in accordance with Indian culture. Just in case you do not support the heroics of Sri Ram Sena (i bet you do love and support SRS,whats with opposing Sri Ram Sena anyway? heh), this valentines day, you can send a pink chaddi to Sri Ram Sena as a mark of your protest. Why pink chaddi? Because chaddis are forever! Its a great idea courtesy http://thepinkchaddicampaign.blogspot.com/, which is a “consortium of pub going, loose and forward women”. (more…)