Disclaimer:

• I am not a pervert.
• I have no prior experience in any situation (which is exactly or remotely/ partly similar) to what is mentioned in the post below.
• The intention of this post is to possibly help the victims in such situations. The purpose is only serious and sincere, no matter how weird it may sound (it does, even to me). I have no intention to mock anyone or anything.
• You mentioned in the better part of this post is not the “female reader” per se. I do not want to terrify you. You refers to the person who, unfortunately, is involved in such a situation.

I always wanted to say this, to every female friend I know, but it is so very weird that I just could not think of a way/ medium to say it. I think a blog post will serve the purpose best as it is an in direct way and also because it can reach many many more people.

The reason for writing this post is that not every woman knows about this weakness of men. And those who consciously or unconsciously know, may or may not have seen it from this perspective.

Still, I am not sure if I should be even saying this. That is the reason for the concealing post title. I did not want it to give out any hint about the content of the post as the content of the post is, well, very disturbing and disgusting, to say the least.

Okay, now let us get down to the post.
This post is about:

“How can a girl/ woman “possibly” escape a rape attempt”.

I feel very strongly about rape, in a negative way. I believe it is one of the most heinous crime existing in our society today. Not many things are as cruel as rape is. The act does not only destroys a woman/ girl physically but also torments her mentally and emotionally. Not to forget the trauma of many other people who are related to the victim.

So how can a woman/ possibly escape a rape attempt?

Well, if there is pretty much nothing you can do, you may try this as a last resort and it might just work.

Basically, the idea is to deliver a very powerful blow (no pun intended), targeting the sucker’s balls or testes. If you are successful, you will render the asshole completely inactive for time which would/ should be enough for you to escape/ run away from the scene. The theory is based on the fact that testes are a extremely delicate organ. Even the weakest of hits cause immense pain.

How I know this? Because I am a guy. Its an assertion based on what I have experienced (not in similar situation) and what I have seen or heard from other guys.

If the blow is dealt right, the person will become helpless, terribly weak, and jelly legged. You will have just about enough time to gather yourself and run away.

Now, the two better ways of hitting his testes would be by using your “hind limbs “(legs) or using your “fore limbs” (hands). You will have to be very careful, as you will probably get only one shot at this because after one attempt, the sucker will be alerted. So it has to be one decisive blow.

-Now, if you use your hind limbs (legs), you will need to be extra careful. You will have to be very precise about the “spot” where you are going to hit.

I would say do not attempt a blow with your legs (or any other body part except hands), until there is nothing else you can do.

*Next paragraph may be even more disturbing and may not seem morally right.*

-Using your hands is a batter idea in my opinion. Hands will be able to grasp the testes properly and you will be able to effectively crush/ grind/ press testes so hard that you will incapacitate the guy.

But here again, one has to be careful. If you make a failed attempt or give out any signals of what you are planning, that person might again get alerted.

So you can be either be very quick, grab his balls in one go, crush them in your fist so hard that he becomes non functional. Or,

If that is not possible, you may try laying a trap.

I know it would sound even more disgusting and some may even want to curse or hit me, but if I have convinced you into reading the post till here that the intent is genuine, I think you will not take me wrong henceforth.

So, what you should do is try to seduce/ lure the guy. Begin to act as if you are interested. Pretend that you have probably “given in”  and also may be just started to enjoy. (sorry again). Doing so will make him drop his guard and he will be least expecting any charge from you.

Under some pretext, find an excuse to reach for his (bare) testes. Once you have reached that area, use your more powerful hand to get a hold of his balls without giving him much warning signs. Then with all you have left in yourself, press or crush his balls in your fist as hard as you possibly can. If you do it just right, the A-hole will be rendered incapacitated. He may try to hit you in desperate attempt to free himself from your “grasp”, but bear those hits (given that they are not life threatening). No matter how painful they seem to you at that time, ask any guy, the pain you are giving him would be infinite times more than what a non-lethal blow is causing you. If you can not ask a guy (which is the whole purpose of this post), you can take my word on it.

You now might have just enough time to get the hell out of there or atleast get a head start.

Worth a mention:

1. If the situation involves more than one guy, you may have to lure all of them so that all are neutralized in one go. Since you only have two hands, I guess this wont work or we can say, is more risky if the number of guys is more than 2.

2. If the guy(s) have any weapon which they can fire at range (like a gun), this can still be risky.

Use your wit, instinct and common sense to defeat the pervert.

Just my two paisa worth of advice.

Please note that this is not a proven scientific method to work against rapists. It might not work. Please don’t blame me if that happens. All I want is this fact to be known.

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Ever since I read “Five Point Someone” about 3 years back, I really wanted to see a Bollywood movie “based” on it (and by based I mean a blatant copy, scene to scene.). Why? Simply because FPS had everything a super entertaining Bollywood movie can ask for. Comedy, emotions, drama, friendship, romance, supers one liners, witty dialogues etc etc. Being an engineering student myself, I loved and connected well with the characters of the novel, even if the book and the author, Chetan Bhagat was not in the good books of the literature lovers/ critics. Though I am not a fan of masala movies as such but would have loved to see an adaptation of FPS on screen. Then the news of 3 Idiots broke out and I am sure almost everyone who read the book must have got excited.

3 Idiots movie poster

After a about couple of years, more trailers came out and that killed most of my excitement. Reason: Casting. Aamir Khan, Madhavan and Sharman Joshi in the role of engineering students? No way. Sharman Joshi is still passable but Aamir Khan and Madhavan, I cant digest them doing role of a person 20-25 younger than them. Sure Aamir is a tremendous actor, my favorite actually, but come on! It is not that he did not act well, but he just doesnt fit for me. Sure he was desirable, (like he was in DCH) but not appropriate.  When can bollywood stars be expected to play roles according to their age? They cant be forever young! (more…)

The users of the immensely popular micro blogging website, twitter had an unpleasant last week. As if the regular tweeters were not frustrated enough with the frequent encounters with the “fail-whale” and delay in getting tweets, they were surprised by a “small setting update” that was done to their account settings which affected the way they will see “@replies” in their twitter time lines.

According to twitter

……we’ve learned most people want to see when someone they follow replies to another person they follow—it’s a good way to stay in the loop. However, receiving one-sided fragments via replies sent to folks you don’t follow in your time line is undesirable. Today’s update removes this undesirable and confusing option.

So according to the new settings, if you are following “X” and “X” tweets, “@Y……………”, and you do not follow “Y”, then you will not be able to see this tweet in your time line! (even though you are following the person who tweeted it). In simpler words, you won’t see tweets beginning with “@username” in your time line if you dont follow that user.

Take this for example:
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I was very optimistic about the ongoing general elections in India. And why shouldn’t I be? This was the first time, the hyped Indian youth was out to change something. People of (somewhat) my age group (18-35) formed the biggest elector group this time (65% of the total of 700 million electors). I really thought we will see youth go out and vote in huge numbers. I thought we will see a revolution of sorts in this election and our leaders will know for future that action speak louder than mere words. I really expected we will witness mass awakening this time after the numerous terror attacks, dirty politics that we have seen in past few years.

But nothing like that happened. take for example the two prime metros, Mumbai and Delhi.

What do you expect from a city and its residents who were bruising with an unprecedented terror attack just a few months back? The city was thirsty for blood of every politician, was talking of revolution, calling for total change in system, demanding security assurances and what not. You really expect that when time comes, they will really teach their leaders a good lesson. But what happens. An unbelievably low voter turnout of 44%.
Where is all the anger that filled the streets of Mumbai in November? When the time came to convert your words into action, nobody showed up, much like our politicians! When you yourself are doing this, let em tell you, you have no right what so ever to be crying about the state of your country, city or state for the next five years. Why? Because you dint do nothing to earn yourself that right. Before asking what this country does for you, think of what you have done for this country. Forget everything, you could not give even 10 minutes of your precious time on a public holiday when this great nation demanded. You people are just good for nothing.

Oh and dil walo ki dilli ke to kya kehne. Yaha itne dilwale rehte hain ki all of them preferred to stay inside and spend some quality time with their family and friends. Who cares about voting anyway. A 52% voter turnout is a proof of that. And to my surprise, some officials congratulated Delhi for coming out in “huge numbers” in this scorching heat to vote. Excuse me? Huge numbers? Please come again? Half the people did not vote, how can they be huge numbers? If you think there was no worthy candidate you could have voted for even after considering the independents, you could have voted using 49-O.

Reason? The reason is simple. (more…)

The PageRank update for April 2009 is underway. This is the first major PageRank update of the year (last being towards the end of december in last year). The update started yesterday.
Knayam went from PR of 2 to 3 (some of the internal pages have also got PR’s of 1 or 2.), while my other blog Biotech-geek.com The Everything Blog, still remains penalised. (its been almost an year since the penalty now Google, come one, you can show some love there, are you listening?)

Its been an okay PR update for me as I dint make real efforts and also dint update the blogs regularly, so I am kind of happy.

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